DD, Track, or Burn: Super SUV's of the 90's

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10/22/2013 at 16:17 • Filed to: None

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The 1992 GMC Typhoon. 4697 Built. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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The 1999 Shelby SP360. 169-200 Built. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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The 1999 Ford Explorer XP6. 1 of maybe 10. True numbers unknown. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:19

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Burn the Explorer. It's a toss-up between the other two; but I'm leaning toward DD the Typhoon and track the Shelby. Then again the Typhoon is probably better at the track, whereas the Shelby is a straight-line kind of car. Damn.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:22

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Burn the Shelby, because it's not enough of a sleeper.

Track the Typhoon, because rolley Explorer death.

Beat on the Explorer's gas pedal like it owes me money every day to work. See if it can be made more sleepery.


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:22

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DD the Shelby

Track the Typhoon

Burn the Exploder


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:27

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DD Typhoon, Track Durango, burn Explorer


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:28

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The Shelby Durango is a '99, not a '92.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > AbigGRNboot
10/22/2013 at 16:28

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The Exploder started without you lol.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:29

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Burn that hideous Explorer.

Track the Typhoon

DD the Shelby


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Jagvar
10/22/2013 at 16:30

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...um... I dont know what your talking about...


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:31

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DD typhoon

Track SP360

Burn the Exploder


Kinja'd!!! Squid > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:37

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I think the consensus is to burn the exploder to the ground.

But it truly is a toss up between the other two. I lean towards tracking the GMC and DDing the Durango.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 16:43

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I thought the Saleen Explorer only came in 4-door?

Shit, a part of me wants to find a Mazda Navajo, and swap a 302 into it.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Squid
10/22/2013 at 16:43

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I said DD the exploder because it would be fun to thrash it until it blew up, and then be able to DD *and* track the Typhoon.


Kinja'd!!! Squid > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/22/2013 at 16:49

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Hahaha, but that 205 horsies has to be painful to live with. It is actually quite sad that Saleen basically just put springs and some fiberglass on the truck and slapped the Saleen name on it and called it special. But I never have really liked the Stuff Saleen put out aside from the S7. I mean you could put a huge book together of pointless Saleen cars that were pretty much a body kit and springs that had a hefty price tag because Saleen's name. Take the Focus N2O for example. . .

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Kinja'd!!! BKRM3 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 17:04

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DD the Exploder

Track the Typhoon

Burn the Dodge.


Kinja'd!!! philsphan09 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 17:04

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I think the only logical answer is to DD / Track the Typhoon and that is it.


Kinja'd!!! A3R0 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 20:15

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Track: Shelby

DD: typhoon ever though it's the fastest.

Burn:Explorer


Kinja'd!!! A3R0 > philsphan09
10/22/2013 at 20:18

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I completely agree with you. Maybe throw in a cage that doesn't ruin the practicality for weekends at the track.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/22/2013 at 22:14

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Hmmmm that exploder is by me....


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/31/2013 at 17:01

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DD the typhoon. Burn the rest.